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Post  jinlo on Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:26 am

LOLZ gyahahahah

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keep em comming!!!!! hehehe


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pang "takenaga oda" nga hehehe
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Post  Z/=R/0 on Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:35 am

jinlo wrote:LOLZ gyahahahah

astig mga posts menks


keep em comming!!!!! hehehe


btw...angas ng avatar ah astig hehehe Very Happy


pang "takenaga oda" nga hehehe
takenaga oda?

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Post  balladbird_dan on Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:39 pm

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Post  Damn Japanese! on Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:51 pm

Sa isang mumurahing airline:

Stewardess: Sir, would you like some dinner?
Passenger: Ano ba ang mga choices?
Stewardess: 'Yes' or 'No' lang po
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:52 pm

BUNSO: Tay , may multo daw sa kusina natin?
TATAY: Anak, sino naman nagsabi sayo nyan?
BUNSO: Si ate po!
TATAY: Ay nako, wag ka nga magpapaniwala dun! Wala namang multo eh!
Ang mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako sa kusina, at
iinom lang ako ng tubig...
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:54 pm

MRS: Bakit ngayon ka lang?

MR: Pasensha na, nagyaya mga officemates ko, nagkainuman
lang. Hehe! Hik,

MRS: Lasing ka no?

MR: Ako, lashing? Hindi! Hik

MRS: Anong hindi?! La ka namang trabaho, pano ka
nagka-officemates?
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:55 pm

Jun-Jun: Inay! Ako lang ang nakasagot sa tanong ng titser
namin kanina!

Inay: Very good! Ano ba ang tanong ng titser ninyo?

Jun-Jun: 'Sino ang walang assignment?'
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:56 pm

REPORTER: Sir, kung wala po kayong evidence, witness or
suspect ano na po ang next step ninyo??

Police: DNA na...

REPORTER: sir, ano po yung DNA ??

Police: 'Di Namin Alam '
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:58 pm

Boy: Nay! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!

Nanay: Bat mo naman nasabi?

Boy: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase.
Ang tinuro ni ma'am yung katabi ko. Muntik na ako!
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:59 pm

Erap writing on a slum book:


Favorite Actor:

Arnold Scharzene... ... (erase)

Arnold Schwarze... ... (erase)

Arnold Schwarzz... ... (erase)

Arnold Shwazenne... . ..(erase)

Arnold Shwazenner.. . ..(erase)

Arnold Shwarzenneg. . ..(erase)

Arnold Schchwarzenne. .. (erase)



Arnold Clavio
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:02 pm

Sa isang ospital...
Lola (may cancer) : Doc, anong gagawin nyo sa akin?

Doc : Che-chemo, lola.

Lola : Titi mo rin! Bastos ka! Walang modo!
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Post  jinlo on Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:33 am

gyahahahah


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Post  Damn Japanese! on Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:28 pm

hehe dami p yan!
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:19 pm

Mrs. Tanoy is a very kuripot Ilocana. When her husband died, she

inquired with the newspaper, asking the price for the obituary.

The ad taker said: "300 pesos for 5 words."

She said: "Pwede ba 2 words lang? 'Tanoy dead' "

Ad taker: "No mam. 5 words is the minimum."

After thinking for a while, Mrs. Tanoy said: "Ok, para sulit, ilagay mo,

"TANOY DEAD, TOYOTA FOR SALE "
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:20 pm

Kano (trying to speak Tagalog): Meg-kanow isang kilow mang-gow?

Tindero: One way.

Kano : Meg-kanow?

Tindero: I sed ONE WAY.

Kano : Aynowng ibig sabeyhin ng one way?

Tindero: Isang daan. Understang?!
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:21 pm

BF: Sunduin kita mamaya, ha? Bubusina na lang ako

pag nasa harap na 'ko ng bahay n'yo.

GF: Sige. Anong sasakyan ang dala mo?

BF: Wala. Busina lang...
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:23 pm

Junior: 'Nay, bibili ako ng HIGH CAKE.

Nanay: Hindi "high cake", anak - HOT CAKE 'yun.

Junior: Ok 'nay, whatever. Pahingi na lang ng pera.

Nanay: Sige, kumuha ka na lang d'yan sa SOLDIER BAG ko.
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:42 pm

B1:pre,nhoLdp aq muntk p q mmtay!

B2:bkt,d kb humngi ng 2Long?

B1:ngtxt aq s puLis stati0n!

B2:bkt,anng rpLy?

B1:haynku, e2 rpLy! "hu u?"Wr did u get my no.?!
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:43 pm

Pedro: Niloko ko yung tindera kanina.. hahahaha

Juan: paano mo nmn niloko yung tindera??

Pedro: nagpaload ako eh wala naman akong cellphone!!!
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:45 pm

GF: hon, naiihi ako

BF: ok.. dyan ka na lang sa damuhan...(habang umiihi kinapa kapa ni bf ang legs ni gf ng may nahawakan siyang mahaba sa gitna ng legs)

BF: Pucha!!! nagpalit ka ba ng kasarian??

GF: Ulol!! nagpalit lang ako ng desisyon... dudumi na lang ako!!!
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:50 pm

Juan: pare, sinabi mo daw sa syota ko na supot pa ako??!!!

Ben: hindi totoo yan pare ang sinabi ko lang malapit ka ng tuliin

Juan: ah ok.. akala ko nilaglag mo na ako!!!
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:52 pm

Ale: Doc, meron po akong brownish discharge.
Parang na- infect.

Duktor: Gaano kadalas ka mag-sex?

Ale: Once a year po.

Duktor: Ahh, hindi yan infection, KALAWANG YAN!!
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:54 pm

Guro: Ano dapat gawin pag may lindol?

Boy: Buksan po ang ilaw!

Guro: Bakit?

Boy: Kasi po sa bahay kubo namin, madalas lumindol
kapag gabi, pero pag-switch ko po ng ilaw, biglang tumitigil!!!
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one of those :))

Post  kasey shaun yap on Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:26 pm

ito ung nakasulat sakin...

"aw hehe pero kng willing ka mag join sa mga team paps welcome ka sa pms ah hehe[i]
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Post  balladbird_dan on Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:08 pm

kasey shaun yap wrote:ito ung nakasulat sakin...

"aw hehe pero kng willing ka mag join sa mga team paps welcome ka sa pms ah hehe[i]

wahahaha...

comedy to?O_O


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