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Post  kasey shaun yap on Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:57 pm

well siguro. pero honest rin ako e bounce bounce bounce bounce
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Post  ZettaiShounen on Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:44 pm

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Post  ZettaiShounen on Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:45 pm

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Post  ZettaiShounen on Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:45 pm

Question: Why are condoms transparent?
Answer: So that the sperms could at least enjoy the scenery of their supposedly promised land!
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Post  ZettaiShounen on Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:46 pm

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Post  ZettaiShounen on Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:46 pm

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Post  ZettaiShounen on Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:47 pm

WIFE: “maghiwalay na tayo!”
MAN: “ok, akin ang bahay!”
WIFE: “akin ang farm!”
MAN: “akin ang kotse!”
WIFE: “ah pero akin driver.”
MAN: “pwes, magkakamatayan tyo, MATAGAL NA SIYANG AKIN!”
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Post  ZettaiShounen on Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:47 pm

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Post  ZettaiShounen on Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:48 pm

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Post  ZettaiShounen on Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:48 pm

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Bilang souvenir pinangalanan niya ito ng…

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Post  ZettaiShounen on Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:49 pm

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Post  ZettaiShounen on Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:49 pm

Customer: “miss pbili ng condom ung medium”
Tindera: “dito sir, isukat nyo sa fitting room”
Customer: “masikip”
Tindera: “sige lang sir, yan uso ngayon… skinny.”
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:36 am

TANONG: Paano mo sasabihin sa isang babae na mataba siya nang hindi siya mababastos?

SAGOT: "Uhm, excuse me, miss...Mang Tomas ba ang lotion mo?"
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:37 am

Mga sikat na salawikain:


Better late than pregnant.
Kapag may tiyaga, good luck!
Aanhin pa ang damo...kabayo ba ako?
Do unto others, then, run! Run! Run!
Ang hindi magmahal sa sariling wika ay lumaki sa ibang bansa.
Ang lalaking nagigipit, sa bakla kumakapit.
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:37 am

Guro: Sino si Jose Rizal?

Juan: Di ko po kilala.

Guro: Ikaw Pepe?

Pepe: Di ko rin po kilala..

Guro: Di nyo kilala si Jose Rizal?

Pedro: Ma'm, baka po sa kabilang section sya!
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:38 am

Husband: Kung di ako makaligtas sa operasyon ko bukas, ikaw na sana ang bahala sa lahat-lahat. ..
I LOVE YOU!


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Post  Damn Japanese! on Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:38 am

Juan: San ka galing?

Pedro: Sementeryo, libing ng byenan ko.

Juan: E bakit puro kamot ang mukha at braso mo?

Pedro: Mahirap ilibing eh... Lumalaban!!
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:39 am

Mister: Di ko na kaya problema ko!

Misis: Hon, problema natin ito, tayo ang magkasama sa buhay, lahat ng problema mo
problema ko... ano problema natin?

Mister: Nabuntis natin si Inday, tayo ang ama!
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Post  Damn Japanese! on Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:39 am

Juan: Birthday ng asawa ko...
Pedro: Ano regalo mo?
Juan: Tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
Pedro: Ano naman sinabi?
Juan: Kahit ano basta may DIAMOND.
Pedro: Ano binigay mo?
Juan: Baraha.
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Post  ZettaiShounen on Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:15 pm

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Juan: “Why tingin at me? Di ba sabi dito, answer the questions in brief!”
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Post  ZettaiShounen on Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:16 pm

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PACMAN: “Sumuko na kayo!”
MILF: “Susuko lang kame pag na-spell mo ang ceasefire!!”
PACMAN: “Tuloy ang laban!! Durugin sila!! Padadalhan ko kayo ng chrysanthemum sa burol nyo!!”
MILF: “Spell chrysanthemum!”
PACMAN: “Pakyu! Sabi ko ROSE!! Bingi!”
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Post  ZettaiShounen on Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:16 pm

A Filipino, a Black man, and a White guy are in a bar having a drink.
When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, “Whoever can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in a creative sentence can have me for tonight.”
So the White guy says “I love liver and cheese.”
She says “That’s not good enough”
The Black man says “I hate liver and cheese”
She says “That’s not creative”
Finally, the Filipino says “Liver alone, cheese mine!”
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Post  ZettaiShounen on Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:32 pm

Pinoy Nurse in New York to operator: “I would like to place an overseas calll to the Philippines.”
Operator: “Ok, ur name pls?”
Nurse: “Maria Quintero”
Operator: “Can u please spell your last name?”
Nurse: “Quintero-Q as in Cuba, U as in Europe, I as in Aida, N as in Pneumonia, T as in Ptyalin, E as in India, R as in Argentina, O as in Australia..”
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Post  ZettaiShounen on Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:32 pm

KASAL

Father: “Ikaw lalaki, tinatanggap mo bang maging kabiyak ang taong ito habambuhay?”

Lalaki: “Opo, Father!”

Father: “At ikaw naman, malanding pokpok kang bakla ka mukha kang kabayo, ‘kala mo cguru, ang ganda mo sa gown mo, ‘no?! Tinatanggap mo ba ang lalaking ito na hindi ka magsisisi kahit magkabaon-baon ka sa utang sa pagsustento sa kanya?”

Bakla: “Father, sabihin nyo lang kung tutol kau sa kasal na ‘to kesa naman tumatalak-talak ka dyan, naka mic ka pa naman, okray ka..
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Post  ZettaiShounen on Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:32 pm

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WAITER: “Heto Sir, Titi ng Toro, napatay ng Matador kanina!”
ERAP: “Ang laki, sarap a! Bakit kahapon maliit?”
WAITER: “Sir, Titi ng Matador yun, napatay ng Toro kahapon.”
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